Kifah Shah (via anderlynn)
"You married me in front of people!"
Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
whats the difference between a bottom and a power bottom
Back in my day, we didn’t have menu screens. When a movie ended it was replaced by a tranquil, bright blue screen that suddenly became screeching, demonic static if you didn’t turn off the TV in time.
when someone tries to talk shit about you and you immediately shut them down
Sherlock Season 3
(Source: itsgonnabeathing / D.J. Detweiler)